Wednesday, 11 June 2008

Bush And McCain Are One And The Same


According to UFO correspondent Dick Kennedy, president George W. Bush and Republican candidate John McCain are one and the same - a shape-shifting alien lizard creature from the Zeta Reticuli star system.

The revelations come from an insider from Bush's own staff. Speaking on condition of anonymity, Mr X said he could no longer stand the horrific sights to which he was subject as the alien being shifted from one hideous form to another.

There's a lot of credibility to these accusations, as the two 'men' are rarely seen in the same place, said one Washington insider.

3 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

Ufo correspondent?? How does anyone become an Ufo correspondent?

I liked this quote:
"There's a lot of credibility to these accusations, as the two 'men' are rarely seen in the same place,"

Anonymous said...

I found anothe quote from Dick. This is a serious guy:

The summer blockbuster movie The X-Files: I Want to Believe was made using real aliens, says the Weekly World Inquisitor's own UFO reporter, Dick Kennedy.

Canopenner said...

they have it backwards anyway, Zeta Reticuli-ans dont come here(oh except one), humans go there

see:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Serpo