Understand Your Mother Breath Spray

From the ceators of the 'Believe In God Breath Spray,' the 'Let's Pretend I Give A Shit Gum,' and the No Officer That's My Car Air Freshener' comes 'Understand Your Mother Breath Spray,' a discreet mouth spray that gives you insight to one of life's greatest enigmas - your mother.

Understand your mother instantly without having to meet or talk with her.

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