Wednesday, 25 April 2007

The Childrod Paddle

The state of Discipline of Children in the Western World is in crisis! We all see it every time we go to a restaurant, ride a plane, or go into a convenience store: Young people totally out of Control! And who's to Blame?

The Blame lies squarely with today's Mothers and Fathers who abdicate their Duty to Police the behaviour of their very own children! By providing high quality and affordable Disciplinary Equipment, ChildRod.com seeks no less than the rescue of Modern Civilization.

(thanks Stella)

4 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

Just for children? Maybe one for wife beating could be added. Hey, how about another one for paper training dogs. I don't think that spanking children is the best way to discipline, of couse my way won't sell any paddles.

Dave said...

Damn. I'm glad my ol' man didn't have one of those. He'd whip us like junkyard dogs if we got out of line. Needless to say, we didn't get out of line much. We grew up right.

Anonymous said...

Hitting children only teaches them that violence is an acceptable method of dealing with problems. Good parents use positive reinforcement to to teach their kids what they should do... not hurt them to show them what they shouldn't do.

Anonymous said...

I love this. We used to make these in High school. Gave them to our favorite teachers.We had no discipline problems