When you look down, you will see ridiculous mutant-finger-like protuberances coming out of your foot, part of them covered with useless nails that seem to need clipping much more often as you get older.
What is the point of these garbage toes? They're lousy at grabbing things, they break easily, and they look, in a pure aesthetic sense, weird. Are they the appendix of the foot, worthless remnants from our ape days just waiting to wreak havoc? Why do we even have toes?