Friday 30 May 2014

James Bond Was Really Drunk All The Time


Three esteemed physicians in the U.K. took on the noble task of cataloging every occurrence of James Bond's alcoholic endeavors in all of Ian Fleming's novels, giving scientific basis to what we all knew already: Bond is a hopeless drunk.

Their findings, published in a 'festive' edition of the British Medical Journal, showed that the only thing that slows Bond's imbibing down is stints in far-flung prisons, which basically works out to about five martinis a day.

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