Friday 4 April 2014

Darth Vader Helmet Toaster


The Darth Vader helmet toaster will help you faithfully execute Order 67 (get the Emperor some toast) like a true Sith Lord. If you can have Darth Vader's helmet on your counter without feeling like you're going to have a Luke-on-Dagobah moment where you see your own face in it, you can grab one of these evil toast machines from License 2 Play for $50 starting in June.

That gives you plenty of time to save up your galactic credits and stock up on all of your necessary toast condiments. I find your lack of jam disturbing.

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