BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami. It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples. Isolating muscle stem cells, BiteLabs grows celebrity meat in their proprietary bioreactors. In the tradition of Italian cured meats, they dry, age, and spice their product into fine charcuterie.
At the moment they can deliver the Franco salami, JLaw salami, Kanye West salami and the Ellen DeGeneres salami.
(thanks Amanda)
3 comment(s):
Is it April Fools Day already???
will 'obamma meat' be the next step for true believers.
transubstantiation anyone
Ewwwwe ! That is sick ! Entices those "Jeffry Dahlmer" kind of people.
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