This Valentine's Day, Say It With Bacon

Valentine's Day draws nigh. And if you're the type of person who has a hard time expressing yourself the other 364 days of the year, then February 14 provides the perfect opportunity to at least do it half-assedly. One thing that cannot be denied, is that there is no better way to appease your partner with minimal effort than with a folded piece of card stock containing a message written by a stranger.

However, this year doesn't have to involve an ordinary card or generic message. Make up for a year's worth of emotional vacancy and show your partner that you appreciate them with the greatest way possible - by comparing them to bacon.

(thanks Chris)