Wednesday 23 February 2011

Justin Bieber's New Haircut


I understand that Justin Bieber is a 16-year old Canadian singer. I understand that one of the reasons he's famous is because of his hair style. And now, I understand, he changed his haircut. What I don't understand is why this is world news. But it must be important because:

* It was unveiled on television.
* All the hair that was cut was given to charity to auction.
* Because he changed his hair style, he lost 80,000 followers on Twitter.
* Headlines scream 'Justin Bieber shocked the world with his new haircut.'
* Justin Bieber caused hysteria among thousands of his fans.
* Google has realtime updates about Justin Bieber's new haircut.

10 comment(s):

Miss Rare said...

And now he's on the Presurfer too.... *sigh*.

Wizard said...

Justin who??

Anonymous said...

Look at the uproar over the Beatles hair. This is nothing new.

Anonymous said...

Now he looks even more like a lesbian. You know, that "male" kind of lesbian.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but the Beatles MATTERED, whereas Justine, well,...

Anonymous said...

I like it. It looks less like a rug than his old hairstyle.

Barbwire said...

To quote Ozzy Osbourne, "What's a Bieber?" My answer is, who cares?

Anonymous said...

Where does the 80k statistic come from? Link?

Anonymous said...

He is a celebrity, which is a person who is well-known for being famous. That's why it matters.

Gerard said...

So, if you're a celebrity, everything you do matters? Paris Hilton is a celebrity. Do you really think that whatever she does matters?