I'm not sure but maybe April Fool's Day is celebrated in October in China. Otherwise I just can't believe this. Revo-Round Ltd. is a Chinese company that just introduced the Revo-Round, a special round type of computer that should lead to an evolution in computing.
Thanks to the help of investing millions of dollars this model will preserve the characteristic proud Asian look for future generations to come! Research at the Medical Faculty of the University of Shanghai revealed a shocking evolutionary development.It seems a group of Silicon Valley investors has just pumped almost $70 million into the venture. Still, I don't believe this.
By frequent use of conventional rectangular computer displays the characteristic Chinese glance threatens to disappear. By today's progress, the total population of Asia is sentenced to Western looks within three generations from now.
(via CrunchGear)
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Wait, are we to believe that square computers make round eyes, and round computers make squinty eyes? What the hell?
All right, I have to speak up here. The round portable computer was my idea twenty years ago, along with vitamin soda pop, birth-control liquor, fluorescent xerographic toner for black paper, and magnetic chiropractic cigarets that fit in bandoliers and in little slots in your shoes and intimate clothing. Also, oversized analog volume meters for boomboxes.
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