Monday 19 October 2009

Moscow Mayor Promises A Winter Without Snow


Yury Mikhaylovich Luzhkov, the mayor of Moscow, promises to keep it from snowing this winter. For just a few million dollars, the mayor's office will hire the Russian Air Force to spray a fine chemical mist over the clouds before they reach the capital, forcing them to dump their snow outside the city.

Authorities say this will be a boon for Moscow, which is typically covered with a blanket of snow from November to March. Road crews won't need to constantly clear the streets, and traffic - and quality of life - will undoubtedly improve.

4 comment(s):

Moscow Russia Insider said...

What will happen next in Moscow? A giant iron dome to protect us from bird's droppings??

..it's just getting more and more interested in Moscow...

Stavros said...

When I read this I immediately thought of this old commercial on American TV for a brand of margarine. In the commercial, a characterization of Mother Nature says, upon discovering that the margarine tastes exactly like butter, "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!" followed by her summoning up a lightning strike. Look out Moscow!

Rob said...

What would be the point of going to Moscow if not to say that you braved the harsh winter weather?

http://www.2dolphins.com/images/rajblogpix/red_square.jpg

Well, ok, we also did bring back one heckuva Russian souvenir...

Anonymous said...

Yea, just what we need... more chemicals thrown into the atmosphere. Thanks Yury.