Recession Bands

Band together and proudly rock your status with Recession Bands, trendy color-coded bands for your wrist with a hot new recessionary twist.
Recession Bands let people know how you are faring in this economy.

For example, if the recession left you with no job or money, then you can wear the Red 'Totally Screwed' Recession Band. On the flip side, if you're recession-proof with no worries, you can wear the Black 'Bulletproof' Band. And it's for a good cause too, with a portion of all proceeds going to the homeless - because the homeless are trying to pull through too!