Saturday 11 July 2009

Hot Dog Hideaway Build-It-Yourself Meat House Kit


What child doesn't imagine a house made of meat during the holidays? Our bestselling Hot Dog Hideaway kit comes with enough cured deli slices and kosher dogs to make a veritable McMansion of meat.

Just follow the included blueprints and use the pate spackle to join it together and smooth over the rough edges. Not only will you get the complete Hot Dog Hideaway, but also a set of meat landscaping materials to make pimento loaf trees and meatball bushes. Note: This kit will only remain edible for three weeks without refrigeration.

2 comment(s):

LearningLifelong said...

Edible for 3 weeks without refrigeration? That is disgusting!!!

cherry said...

I would have to agree with Panademona (above), personally I think it is quite strange to build 'anything' out of meat - except perhaps a meat pie! :)