You could sit, but not only is that unbecoming a man, you also risk splashing the rim. Enter the Pee Without Noise Stool. Kneeling on its soft cushions positions you at the exact right height to land your stream in the bowl at a much-reduced velocity and volume level.
This simple, elegant tool could save your dignity, your relationship, or even your life (if there's a robber in the house but you just have to go).
(via Random Good Stuff)
5 comment(s):
Sitting to pee is "unbecoming a man", but kneeling on little pink cushions is somehow more masculine?
Of course -- it says right there, "this simple, elegant [s]tool could save your dignity". I was really convinced this was a joke, but there's a shopping cart and you can really proceed to checkout (I didn't go past that point for obvious reasons).
That's just too weird. www.satisfiedsole.com
Just pee in the sink like a real man, FFS.
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Just sit down to pee!
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