The Problem With Young People Today

This is Don. Don is a crabby old fart. He hates young people. And he swears a lot. So be careful when visiting his weblog. Don says:

The problem with young people today is that they have ridiculous nicknames. Back in my day, young people had sensible nicknames like 'Shorty' or 'Red' or 'Spanky' and 'Buckwheat.' Solid, dependable nicknames that you could count on to see you through the good times and the bad. Nicknames that would last you a lifetime.

But these young people today, they have nicknames like 'DXMST,' 'DJ Ice Dam' and 'Pee Diddly.' God damned ridiculous names that sound like acronyms for the space program, chemical compounds or the tail end of a rude limerick.

The Problem With Young People Today.

(thanks Mike)