Online Time Travel Pharmacy

Have you ever wanted to fight a brontosaurus, or be best friends with a stegosaurus? Time travel can help you do that. Have you ever wished you had been Wal-Mart's 1,000th customer, and received a complimentary bag of shoes? Time Travel Pharmacy can help you do that.

OnlineTimeTravelPharmacy offers proven time-travel prescriptions filled by Canadian pharmacists. The medications are shipped from Mumbai, India, in the year 2395. Note, the medications are packaged in paper envelopes.

(via Everlasting Blort)