Tuesday 9 December 2008

Christmas Intelligence Agency

The Christmas Intelligence Agency (CIA) is an independent international agency responsible for providing holiday security intelligence to senior holiday policymakers including Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Cupid and their associated support staff.

The Christmas Intelligence Agency was created in 1947 with the signing of the International Holiday Act by Santa Claus. The Holiday Reform and Grinch Prevention Act of 2004 amended the International Holiday Act to provide for a Director of National Holiday Intelligence who would assume some of the roles formerly fulfilled by the Director of Christmas Intelligence, with a separate Director of the Christmas Intelligence Agency.

1 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

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