Tuesday 14 October 2008

Tarvuism


After creating the two universes several bilion years ago, Tarvu came to Earth inside an egg as a tiny baby and landed in the middle of the ocean. He was rescued by a family of octopuses, who taught Tarvu how to swim, how to hunt and how to disguise himself from predators.

Tarvu survived on barnacles and octopus ink. Tarvu lived like an octopus in the ocean until he was nine. At that age, his adopted father, Oobu the Octopus told him that he was ready to come on to dry land and join the human race.

3 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

Join now! It's easy! All you need is faith (and your credit card number)!

markjamesmurphy said...

That was incredible. I just spent hours reading it all.

Anonymous said...

This sounds like a combination of Cthulhu and Scientology...