Friday 10 October 2008

Opening Page


I will make you #2 on the Internet or you owe ZERO. Google is #1, of course, but Opening Page is #2 !!!) I can justify paying Opening Page's $100 million sticker price. BUT OP BUYS ITSELF. I finance it all you pay is the extremely low down payment. THIS IS the Internet Age. Own Its Opening Page extreme ad value. Links to everything. Be the Opening Page in every office and ON EVERY LAP.

3 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

Does this guy himself even have any idea of what he is saying???? Because I don't!!!!

Gerard said...

Me neither.

Anonymous said...

Jimmy Midkiff, Opening Pageist and Wisest Human
Jimmy Midkiff is the Greatest Philosopher and is the Greatest Mathematician
WARNING ...
Ignore Opening Page at your own peril, and of humanity.
You have a god like brain - parallel opposite & analytical, wasted if you believe in ONE.
The primary purpose for Education is not Subject matter, but subservience
to accept any crap taught without opposing thought, destroying opposite brain to be submissive android. You're taught to be stupid.
NO GOD EQUATES SIMULTANEOUS 4 DAY CREATION, in 1 Earth rotation.

Er... I mean Opening Page!!