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Here's Steven from New Mexico, U.S.A:


I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up 'souvenirs.'



(via Optical Poptitude)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

all i can say is damnnnnnnn. id hit that over and over. i love quiet background music and flower petals everywhere. i dont mind if anyone joins us either. we can go to mexico whenever youu want

Anonymous said...

I've never been so attracted to a face muff, maube I should be a lesbian?

Anonymous said...

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