How To Get Abducted By Aliens

You have not been abducted by aliens. You have never seen a UFO. In fact, you have not one scrap of evidence to support the existence of extra-terrestrials, much less their activity in this solar system. What can you do?


First, you must identify the type of aliens you wish to join. This is crucial. Amongst certain tribes, you will enjoy a healthy cross-cultural experience. Amongst certain other abductors, such as the medical experimentation and baby snatcher aliens, life can be miserable. They may expose your body to very long needles, take your baby, or force you to consume large amounts of toxic substances.

How To Get Abducted By Aliens.

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