Satirical 'fake news' organization The Onion has some hilarious candidate profiles. Like this one of Hillary Clinton.
Experience: Husband secretly let her run country from 1997-1999. Reason For Presidential Bid: Left some stuff at White House. Favorite Food: Wheat slurry injected directly into her stomach. Signature Issue: Becoming President of the United States. Reproductive Process: Squirts thousands of egg sacs into host intestine, then fertilizes them herself.
(via Dump Trumpet)
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