Wednesday, 9 January 2008

The Third Nipple


Approximately 2% of North Americans have a Triple-Nipple. 72% Of Triple-Nipples are on the breast area near a normal nipple, 0.3% lie on the forehead like a giant pimple. 62% Of Triple-Nipplers have low self-confidence, but 81% are ugly and lack social skills, so it's no surprise.

You should care for your Triple-Nipple as if it were yor own son or daughter. The care you give your Triple-Nipple is an expression of your character as a person, or as an interested onlooker of Triple-Nipple activity.


The Third Nipple - Putting The 'Ipple' In Triple-Nipple.

(via Reality Carnival Unleashed)

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