I'm hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat. Basically, I'll provide all the services of a pet cat, while you pay for all my food and housing, plus incidentals.
I am at my best slacking off, sitting around the house, very much like a cat. My lifelong passion and hobby is napping, and my qualifications in this field are impecabble. Sometimes I change rooms or chairs, and sometimes I even go to the front window to see what's going on in the street. At nights I like to take a nip outside and prowl around town, getting back a bit before sunrise.
(via Neatorama)
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