Saturday, 13 October 2007

The Truth About Black Helicopters

Black Helicopters are not just helicopters with a black paint-job as you may have been told. They are, in fact, autonomous agents - lifeforms - created by New World Order agencies via nanobiotechnology.

Their primary purpose is to spy on the activities of average citizens in order to gather tactical information and discover 'subversives' who are not bowing to the will of the Liberati's UN-backed Federal Government.

To protect oneself from Black Helicopters, Black Helicopter Swatters are vital. Similar to common flyswatters, they can be used to fend off aerial attacks, disperse swarms, or dispatch resting Black Helicopters if you catch them unawares. However, make sure your aim is true, otherwise you will only anger them.

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