Dane Cook's Disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects the central nervous system. Those afflicted typically suffer from uncontrollable muscle spasms, wildly exaggerated movements, and the need to relay long-winded stoeries with no punch line, yet still expect to receive a hearty laugh.Named after American stand-up comedian, actor and musician Dane Cook, the condition afflicts only .01% of the world's population. Commonalities amongst sufferers are a) being Mr. Cook's 'friend' on My Space; b) having seen 'Employee of the Month', or c) selecting their favorite comedian based solely on the fact that's he's hot.
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