Super Spork

They said it couldn't be done! That brilliant invention called The Spork has now been bested with the Super Spork! A common spork is an eating utensil with a spoon on one end and a fork on the other. But the Super Spork also has a knife built right in!

So now you can eat with one hand - scooping with the spoon, stabbing with the fork, and cutting with the knife - while your other hand does whatever it damn well pleases.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like you had better be *real careful* when using the fork end... looks like a trip to the emergency room waiting to happen : (

Experimental Error said...

It uses a serrated blade, which relies on a sawing motion rather than simple sharpness. That somewhat reduces the problem identified in the comment above, but makes the utensil useless: in order to cut food with this, you'd need a second utensil to hold the food in place.

Dave said...

I, for one, wouldn't stick a serrated edge in my mouth. (Forward motion in, backward out...sounds like a sawing motion to me.)

Zen said...

Odd... most sporks I've seen are a handle with a spoon at one end and truncated fork-like tines at the fore-end of the spoon. I've never seen one that has the utensil at both ends, but it's kinda interesting. Now if they'd just come in titanium.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Dave, that was the same thing I was thinking in the original comment. Thanks.

Plus, if you look at the tip of the blade, that part is not serrated... eep!

cljohnston108 said...

I think I'll stick with my Snow Peak™ Titanium Spork.
https://www.expeditionexchange.com/snowpeak/snowpeak002%20001.jpg

Anonymous said...

how would you cut something if you didn't have a fork to hold it in place?