The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker cracks the toughest nuts. An introductory price of $19.95 puts the Hillary Nutcracker in your hands. Order now for the Holidays and to insure you'll have Hillary-cracked nuts for those primary parties.
It's easy to use. Step 1: put nut between stainless steel thighs. Step 2: squeeze! Each Hillary Nutcracker comes in a handsome gift box.(via Everlasting Blort)
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Of course, most of the nuts you crack are taken from you and given to the people who couldn't figure out how to get it to work...
Yes, that's right. Nut subsidizing. She would love such a thing.
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