Monday 23 July 2007

Laws Of Cat Physics

* Law of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
* Law of Furniture Replacement: A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
* Law of Cat Sleeping: All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

Laws of Cat Physics.

(via jvworldwide)

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