Tuesday, 3 July 2007

The Horoscope Generator

The Horoscope Generator will forecast your future, based on a diagram of the aspect of the planets and stars at a given moment. Click your sign and get your horoscope for today.

I'm a Virgo and the Horoscope Generator says:

You will fart in front of a large group today. You aren't as attractive as your driver's license indicates. Someone will spit in your taco. You will have a chance encounter with romance today so take a bath for god's sake.

1 comment(s):

Scaramouche said...


Didn't know you were a virgo. Me, too. But I got the sucky day of Sept. 11, once it was bad enough when I was young because it was the first day of school.

Nowadays, feh...