Thursday 21 June 2007

GorgeousPil

Alex Chiu is a San Francisco, California businessman who has invented a number of products that he claims achieve remarkable results in healing. He is best known for his Immortality Device.

Now he has a new product called Gorgeouspil.

This pill was named 'Gorgeous Pil' because it turns a user prettier every time the pill was taken. The user will gradually look PERFECT, even more gorgeous than super models. You will one day reach PHYSICAL PERFECTION!!

If your head is too big, this pill will shrink your head size. If your nose is too large, it is believed that this pill will reduce the size of your nose. If your eyes are ugly, this pill will gradually make your eyes look beautiful. If any part of your body is deformed, this pill will force the cells to re-align thus making that body part look normal. If you are too skinny, this pill will give you more muscles. If your back is crooked, this pill will straighten up your back.

4 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

There's a sucker born every minute. Or, more accurately, there are 348 suckers born every minute.

Anonymous said...

Okay, that's it. I'm done mouthing off about the frauds that are sold to people every day.

I've been told, "Don't get down on it, get in on it."

Where can I get a franchise and sell this pill to the idiots that think it is going to work?

Anonymous said...

REALLY?

Anonymous said...

it works! i used it for 2 years, my pics and videos are on alexchiu.com

my name is Franco Fiori, you can find me on twitter and facebook

bye