The A-Z Of Modern Etiquette

Modern etiquette is all about hoodies, emails, religion and My Space. Here's an example:

M is for MySpace
The seven laws of MySpace:

1. Never join MySpace unless you are in a band and deluded enough to think that you might be discovered without a major record label building your page for you.
2. Never befriend anyone on MySpace that you would be embarrassed to send an (omega) email to in 'real' life.
3. Except for Tom.
4. 'Thanks for the Add' messages are not necessary.
5. Never accept invitations from girls you don't know with names like 'Nikkee' or 'Alexxxa.' They're not who they seem.
6. Never befriend defunct bands, or those featuring dead members, or both - such as Joy Division.
Chances are their pages were set up by someone else.
7. Lily Allen is not really your friend.

The A-Z Of Modern Etiquette.

(via Nag on the Lake)