Sunday, 15 April 2007

Dinosaurs And Their Biscuits

Every good vertebrate palaeontologist today knows that dinosaurs had a taste for biscuits. In fact, 100% of the dinosaur diet was biscuits. As a challenge to palaeontological dogma this may at first sound amazing, but the evidence is undeniable.

It is also now known that dinosaurs did not eat biscuits randomly, a custard cream here or a hob-nob there. If a dinosaur didn't have its preferred teatime snack it would undoubtedly go ape. Only now in this age of cutting-edge discovery and open-minded enthusiasm are these prehistoric facts coming to light.

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