Tuesday 20 March 2007

How To Find Lost Objects

Don't bother looking for lost objects anymore. Here's the solution. Just use numerology. Numerology is the study of the occult meanings of numbers and their supposed influence on human life.

All you have to do is concentrate on the lost object, go to this Numerology site, and enter a nine-digit number in a box. Numerology will tell you where to find the lost object.

I lost one of my socks last week so I concentrated, entered a nine-digit number and they tell me my sock is in a place where cooking is done, but probably not my own house. I have to call restaurants or other places I visited.

Yeah right, I lost my sock in a restaurant!
Can you believe it?

(via J-Walk Blog)

4 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

I lost my youthful idealism in 1987. This website told me to look in a closet or near foot gear.

I'll be damned! In the closet, in the toe of an old pair of Doc Martens® !!

Thanks for the useful link!

Anonymous said...

I lost my head.

"It is close to water or cooking utensils. Also look in any place you store alcoholic beverages."

HA!!

Anonymous said...

I lost my driving license.. I also find it by numerology..

WOW!!
Great

Anonymous said...

I lost my safe deposit keys and i find it by numerology 20 minutes ago. Thank you so very very much.