Giraffobia

Phobias are covering a whole range of stuff. But the main ones are fairly sensible. Things like heights, poisonous snakes, spiders and giraffes.

A lot of people don't understand just how debilitating being a giraffobe can be, some of them even laugh, as if giraffobia was funny. Well it's not funny at all. Not when you find yourself checking for giraffes under your pillow every night.

And when you're even scared of those dead giraffes you sometimes find in corners of the attic or in the back of dark cobwebby cupboards.