Astrology is lame and Myers-Briggs is for losers. The omniscient Oracle of Starbucks can tell you everything about your personality by what you drink at Starbucks. Simply enter your full drink order - including size - and the all-knowing Oracle will tell you everything about your personality. Unlike other imitations, the Oracle is 100% accurate.
I entered Caramel Macchiato Extra and this is what the Oracle said about me:
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Caramel Macchiato are strippers.
The Oracle of Starbucks is absolutely right.
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I typed in "half Harrar, half Salvadoran, home roasted", and got this nonsense:
"Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "half Harrar half Salvadoran home roasted" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves."
Proof that Starbucks hasn't a clue as to what real coffee is, and serves nothing but stale catpiss. Ha!
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