Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Kim Jong-un Mastered Driving At Age 3

Details from a biography of the new Glorious Leader of North Korea have emerged. Just like his father Kim Jong-il - who had a supernatural birth, was the world's best golfer, who did not ever defecate, and who invented a wonder drug to make short people tall - his son and successor Kim Jong-un inherited some of his father's supernatural abilities.

According to North Korea, Kim Jong-un was already driving a car at age 3. But what's more is that he could apparently speed down a dirt road - rally-style - at speeds up to 75 mph by age 8.

1 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

Yep, with no fuel or engine, he really seems to really pedal that sportscar around.