Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Canned Unicorn Meat

Pâté is passé. Unicorn is the new white meat. Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland.

The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.

Canned Unicorn Meat.

2 comment(s):

mister anchovy said...

Wood, massaged with Guinness every day would be a tasty treat.

Namowal (Jennifer Bourne) said...

Is it true glitter glue comes from their bones?