Thursday 17 December 2009

How To Destroy The Earth

Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe. You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the
world.

The Earth is built to last. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.

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