Wednesday 26 August 2009

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets


A group of atheists founded Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. They say it's a serious offer to their Christian friends who believe in the Second Coming and honestly care about the future of their pets after the Rapture occurs.

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

6 comment(s):

Feng Shui said...

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Cheap Dog Kennels said...

Pet need some love and attention just like humans

Anonymous said...

What a buch of bullsh1te.

Anonymous said...

My Schnauzer's a Buddhist monk.

Anonymous said...

If my pets can't go to be with Jesus than I'm not going either!

Anonymous said...

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