Wednesday 11 June 2008

Bush And McCain Are One And The Same


According to UFO correspondent Dick Kennedy, president George W. Bush and Republican candidate John McCain are one and the same - a shape-shifting alien lizard creature from the Zeta Reticuli star system.

The revelations come from an insider from Bush's own staff. Speaking on condition of anonymity, Mr X said he could no longer stand the horrific sights to which he was subject as the alien being shifted from one hideous form to another.

There's a lot of credibility to these accusations, as the two 'men' are rarely seen in the same place, said one Washington insider.

3 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

Ufo correspondent?? How does anyone become an Ufo correspondent?

I liked this quote:
"There's a lot of credibility to these accusations, as the two 'men' are rarely seen in the same place,"

Anonymous said...

I found anothe quote from Dick. This is a serious guy:

The summer blockbuster movie The X-Files: I Want to Believe was made using real aliens, says the Weekly World Inquisitor's own UFO reporter, Dick Kennedy.

Canopenner said...

they have it backwards anyway, Zeta Reticuli-ans dont come here(oh except one), humans go there

see:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Serpo