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The term 'Ancient Astronauts' generally refers to extraterrestrials who came to Earth and were in some way responsible for seeding the human race. There are references to these entities in the bible, in ancient art and other texts.
Most of us would love to find evidence of ancient astronauts, be visited by friendly aliens who could enlighten us to our true creational blueprint. Throughout the history of the human drama, we find all sorts of evidence that makes us think, believe, and quest for the greater truth. They are all just myths, legends, and theories...
I stopped in Amsterdam, Netherlands on my way back from a motorcycle trip. During a 73 minute period at one corner of a nice open square, I took 82 pictures of bicycles.
Why? Because sitting there I noticed how remarkably different the whole Amsterdam bicycle scene was from my home, and at the same time certain very clear 'Amsterdam Bicycle Trends' appeared I thought might be interesting to point out.
For this contest, we want you to assemble the ultimate beauty from the pieces and parts of existing celebrities. Show us a star with Angelina's lips, Jennifer's nose, Farrah's hair, and Bette Davis eyes. Add in some body work from Pamela or JLo.
When you think Formula One cars, you think 'fast', then 'logos'. Well, most normal people do. And for the simple reason they're fast, and usually covered in logos, lots of logos. At Red Bull, we like the idea that our Formula 1 cars go fast, but thought it would be rather nice to see our fans on our cars and to hell with the logos.
So at Silverstone, England, on July 8, we've made it possible for everyone who wants to, to stick a photo - any photo - on the side of one of our cars. All we ask in return is that you make a minimum donation of £10 to the charity Wings for Life.
This pill was named 'Gorgeous Pil' because it turns a user prettier every time the pill was taken. The user will gradually look PERFECT, even more gorgeous than super models. You will one day reach PHYSICAL PERFECTION!!
If your head is too big, this pill will shrink your head size. If your nose is too large, it is believed that this pill will reduce the size of your nose. If your eyes are ugly, this pill will gradually make your eyes look beautiful. If any part of your body is deformed, this pill will force the cells to re-align thus making that body part look normal. If you are too skinny, this pill will give you more muscles. If your back is crooked, this pill will straighten up your back.
Use our simple reservation system to schedule your appointment when you want it, and select the type and quantity of bacon. Do not make a mistake when filling out your information. Lying to the computer is punishable by death.
When your appointment comes, a specially-trained BaconRobots android will arrive, ready to cook bacon. Within ninety minutes of her arrival, our android will have a flaming hot plate of bacon for you to eat. You never knew mostly-synthetic bacon could taste this good.
Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.